RECIPE FOR TURNING YOURSELF INTO A SMURF.
PART 1. INTRODUCTION
- Feel insecure.
- Take seriously conspiracy theories.
- Suffer microbiophobia.
- Believe in placeboes.
Believe in the news.
YOU CAN STILL HOPE!
PART 2. PUTTING THEORY INTO PRACTICE:THE POTION.
Prepare colloidal silver , suits well common tap water (NOT demineralised ) or soda.
Expose it to sunlight for about half an hour. Then it looks like this…
- Drink regularly 3 times a day. This will do the trick.
If you’re lucky, probably in less than 4-5 years you’ll be looking like…
THESE 2 FAMOUS LIVING EXAMPLES
- STAN JONES
Jones developed argyria, which permanently turned his skin a blue-grey color, by consuming home-made colloidal silver, which he made due to fears the millennium bug would make antibiotics unavailable. He still supports colloidal silver as a medicine.
- PAUL KARASON
Karason does not believe drinking the potion is what caused his discoloration. He believes it happened because he rubbed it on his face to treat a skin problem. He still drinks the potion.
Just a smurf couple.