RECIPE FOR TURNING YOURSELF INTO A SMURF.

PART 1. INTRODUCTION

IF YOU:

  • Feel insecure.
  • Take seriously conspiracy theories.
  • Suffer microbiophobia.
  • Believe in placeboes.
  • Believe in the news.

YOU CAN STILL HOPE!

PART 2. PUTTING THEORY INTO PRACTICE:THE POTION.

  • Prepare colloidal silver , suits well common tap water (NOT demineralised ) or soda.

  • Expose it to sunlight for about half an hour. Then it looks like this…

  • Drink regularly 3 times a day. This will do the trick.

If you’re lucky, probably in less than 4-5 years you’ll be looking like…

THESE 2 FAMOUS LIVING EXAMPLES

  1. STAN JONES


Jones developed argyria, which permanently turned his skin a blue-grey color, by consuming home-made colloidal silver, which he made due to fears the millennium bug would make antibiotics unavailable. He still supports colloidal silver as a medicine.

  1. PAUL KARASON

Karason does not believe drinking the potion is what caused his discoloration. He believes it happened because he rubbed it on his face to treat a skin problem. He still drinks the potion.

FAKE INCIDENT


Just a smurf couple.

CHEERS!

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